Work / WONDERFULLY POINTLESS
Salary earned on the toilet
A surprisingly productive bathroom break.
YOUR RESULT£1,150.00
per year
PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVEHow many working hours is £1,150.00? ↗What would that weigh in gold at £75/g? ↗
How the maths works
Hourly pay × daily bathroom hours × workdays. Assumes paid time.
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